John Cena

Rudd Landy

Eddie Cooper

ER Doctor

Eric Stafford

Slim

Damani Varnado

Barnabas

Stephen Singer

Mr. Meyerson

Susan Gordon-Clark

Mrs. Meyerson

Sarah Ramos

Hailey Boyajian

Brandon Trost

Cameraman

Aaron Carolina

Not Marcus

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

Lily Speiser

Poppy

Brian McCarthy

Hayes

Trey Murphy

Trey Murphy

Evan Ross Katz

Evan Ross Katz

Andy Cohen

NYC Hustlers Announcer (VO) (voice)

Maximo Salas

Young Rudd

Christopher Woodley

Young Marcus

Dani Deetté

Medic Jones

Eric André

Marcus Pinchel

Michelle Monaghan

Deirdre Landy